Postgame Show: Dan's Kinky Birthday (feat. JuJu Gotti)

Barnwell says Green Bay’s interceptions fell from third to twenty-sixth, so chasing a pass rusher tracks, even if the cap math sounds like paying Micah Parsons sixty-five million a year. JuJu’s here, and I’m baffled the room barely reacted to Pablo Torre winning sports media person of the year while Zaslow dreams up a Giannis show.

We have to lift our people when they win, and this studio is winning—Pablo’s shine, books, new merch, Roy on skates, Tony grinding. But today belongs to the kid, Dan Le Batard; happy birthday, brother, we love you.

Before the polls, what else do you want to hit?

In true Dan fashion, here are my top five Dan costumes I remember: the Game of Thrones fur-and-guns look, Benito with the tiny sequined touches, the clean Ken fit, Richard Simmons while you finally spoke on Whitlock, and the chest-out Nacho Libre that wrecked people.

Thanks, JuJu, but it isn’t my kink—I hate the hour in the bathroom while Valerie does makeup and sews things; I do it for the audience. Now, how many punishments do you all owe?

I owe more than two, including the national anthem and a TikTok, so I’ll sing the anthem tomorrow.

You’re not accountable, and Cody hasn’t even picked; grab the bucket, and no, the Reaper doesn’t ‘dress up’—that’s just the Reaper. Put it on the poll: is the Grim Reaper ever out of costume, and does the Reaper lounge around the house nude?

Poll update: seventy-seven percent say someone named Biff can’t be an elite athlete; ninety-one percent back the Diego Pavia gag; eighty-two percent say starting with ‘this might not be interesting’ never leads to anything; eighty-one percent think the average nine-year-old can’t read an analog clock. And for the record, I didn’t like that selective Pavia filter from our guest yesterday.

Here comes Tony with the Den Tech bucket—no Reaper today—Greg, pick and stay on the mic.

Locking in San Francisco on Monday night at the Colts as a six point favorite.

So we’re saying Philip Rivers, older than Greg Cody, is starting against the 49ers—sure. Thanks, Drew, appreciate the time.

Thank you, Drew, always appreciate it.