Hour 3 - SchwarBOMB

Hour three, happy hump day. We’ve got a Schwarbomb of a show: Kyle Schwarber sticks with the Phillies on a new five‑year deal, Philly also locks in Rob Thomson, and Pete Alonso pops up at the winter meetings. Benny versus the Penny drops later today, but first let’s swing through the hot stove.

Thumbs up or down on Schwarber staying in Philly after interest from Boston, New York, and Baltimore? Big thumbs up. Citizens Bank Park is his comfort zone, and Dave Dombrowski can practically ink in 35 to 45 homers every season; he’s been erupting on schedule and has cleared at least 38 since 2022. It’s a snug old‑shoe fit, even if the Phillies have fumbled this competitive window so far.

What does extending Rob Thomson through 2027 say? It screams stability. This is modern dugout management—push‑button piloting with the analytics group steering, and the skipper serving as a steady clubhouse babysitter who keeps stars from brawling with the walls. The October stumbles still sting, but they’re choosing calm over fireworks.

Why did Pete Alonso show up in person at the winter meetings? That’s a tell. If the bags were massive, he’d be on a beach, not driving from Tampa. Scott Boras knows the game—put the polar bear in the room to charm the Red Sox and Orioles, sell the sizzle, and heat up a cool market.

Mallor Riddle payoff: Cowboys legend Troy Aikman says he’s done helping pay college athletes—he’s pulling financial support from UCLA over accountability concerns.

I’ve watched Edwin Díaz a lot—fiery Aries aura—and a Saturn return fits a fresh start, even if I’ll miss the trumpets. I’ll still root for him in my own way, but I hope Steve Cohen opens the checkbook.

We tried to bring back our guy Roberto for some birthday chatter—he was a bit, let’s say, festive—so we pivoted to Too Much or Not Enough.

I shouted out the Queen and jumped into the game. Missed the Jalen Brunson one, nailed the Bengals’ 30‑point losses, and closed it with the Browns’ quarterback stat to take the win.

Time for the Queen of Hearts with Lorraine—real questions from real listeners.

Esteban joked about trading in his wife like a car and now she’s iced him out. Try maintenance over mileage: pamper her, refresh the look, and show you value the model you chose.

Best holiday gift for a partner? There isn’t one perfect thing. Thoughtful time wins—plan a cozy night with lights and hot chocolate and make it feel intentional.

Can you hire an escort as a stand‑in date for family Christmas? If you’re committed to a plus‑one, an escort can play the role and keep it drama‑free.

That reminds me—years ago at a big company holiday bash, someone brought an escort and every spouse in the room clocked it instantly. Nuclear glares. Unforgettable.

I’m 43, my partner is 20 and in foster care, and I’ve thought about moving them in as a paid caregiver. I’m structured and think we could help each other. Is that workable?

That reads as predatory. They’re vulnerable, and mixing housing, money, and power dynamics is a no. Don’t make promises you can’t keep, and don’t recruit someone in crisis to fill your needs.

One last quickie from the inbox: naughty lingerie or nice comfy PJs? Lingerie for the win. Spicy.