Joe and Jada - Fat Joe & Jadakiss on Zohran's shoutout, Snoop Dogg-50 Cent debate, Grammys picks, SMELLIEST rappers

What up, it’s Crack and Kiss back on deck, no guests, just us running free and keeping it spicy, so don’t expect helmets or seatbelts today.

Every time we do it like this it’s a classic, so let’s just talk our talk and let it fly.

New York froze my Miami bones and my knee been acting up, but I’m dodging surgery and getting real treatment so I can move right again.

I actually stayed home for New Year’s and almost smoked the house out trying to be cozy by the fireplace, kids waving shirts at the alarms while I learned the hard way about opening the flue.

Doctor had me fasting once a week and going keto for a month; I dropped weight, feel sharp, and I’m locked in on a monster 2026 where the bag better look like real commas.

Facts, we’re leveling up the money and the moves this year.

I’ve been peeping that dirty YouTube section where clout-chasers throw mud, and when their king got real backing the crabs tried to yank him back; sometimes you gotta tap the third rail and remind folks you still bite.

You let off a controlled burst when needed, then go back to business.

The Knicks need Josh Hart’s glue work back because the little things he does don’t hit the stat sheet but they change games.

KAT might look off rhythm some nights, but even a quiet night from him still stacks points and plays, so I’m not panicking.

RIP Iron Sheik; I’ve seen him go from pouring drinks to passing a blunt to offering a wild ‘party favor’—we had to tap out and keep it respectful.

My home gym’s turned into a coat closet and I’m giving a lot away, because in this cold I should be in a mink, not walking past a treadmill like it’s furniture.

Grammy talk: I see the Clipse walking away with gold, Kendrick loading up a big night, Tyler always in range, and Doechii grabbing at least one; John Legend on a hook remains the industry cheat code.

I got Kendrick cleaning up, Clipse getting one, and Doechii not going home empty.

Side note, Doechii smelled incredible when I met her, and while we’re here, let’s all use hygiene that actually works and skip the ‘natural’ stuff that leaves a cloud.

I’ve dealt with folks so strong on the nose that windows fog up, and I still wonder if people can go nose-blind to their own funk.

Street stories stay wild: a giant naked dude rumbling in public got the whole block kicking in, and I once hit a guy with everything and he ate it—thank God the squad pulled up before it turned into a lesson with my face.

On the code: stream culture made snitching feel normal to some kids, but that’s never been okay where we’re from.

On fame, Snoop been the most recognizable in rap, but 50’s everywhere and might be pushing that throne with how he drives the global conversation.

The world’s looking crazy, folks getting grabbed and oil talk being said out loud, and meanwhile Uncle Murda keeps owning the year-end wrap-up lane—salute to Skills for starting it.

Football picks on vibes: I lean Packers over Bears, Bills over Jags, 49ers by a hair, Patriots in a scrappy one, and Texans-Steelers could get spicy; quarterbacks get the glory, but running backs stay underpaid.

Any given Sunday this season; Rams or Patriots could steal it if the breaks go their way.

That’s a wrap—same raw energy, bigger goals, and we’ll be outside all year keeping it fun and a little dangerous.